Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.
Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he’s a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was….
Me: … fine as hell.
international womens day today
dont forget to include trans women, disabled women, women of colour, non-binary people who partly identify as women, queer women, all women.all of them. i don’t want to see any derailed posts today about shit like “international mens day” it doesnt fly like that
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
her favorite part is the bonus round when she gets pissed if I yell across the house
double points if she comes over and complains she can’t hear you from four rooms away
triple points if she mistakenly calls you your siblings name but then gets mad when you don’t respond
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’